Everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world in your head where it’s just you and them.
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
*SARAH STEELE GROANS FOR TWELVE THOUSAND YEARS*
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
[text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
[text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
[text] I asked him for something to clean up with…
i think the last time i drew grell was in 2010 omg
(( This is gorgeous! You should definitely draw Grell more often! ^_^ ))
|—||A novel by me. (via june-niocosu)|
pssst guys the one with the hair made a blog
@askgreendalecommunitycollege OK WHAT THE HELL WHY IS IT NOT WORKING but still that’s him
it’s an askblog for community
go bother him and send him weird things
- Who was the one to propose:
- Who stressed more over wedding planning:
- Who decorated the house:
- Who does the cooking:
- Who is more organized:
- Who initiates bedroom fun:
- Who suggested kids first:
- Who’s more dominant:
- Who’s the cuddler:
- Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
- What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
- Who cooks:
- Who comes home drunk at 3am:
- Who kills the spiders:
- Who falls asleep first:
- A head canon:
- Their relationship summed up in a gif:
- Do they have any “rituals”?
- Who is louder?
- Who is more experimental?
- Who takes more risks?
- Do they fuck or make love?
- Lights on or off?
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
- Who comes first?
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
- Who is more submissive?
- Who usually initiates things?
- Who is more sensitive?
- Who has the most patience?
- Which kinks do they share?
Writer’s block flow chart